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Twitch 2019: reaching levels of hypocrisy that should not be possible

Do you know Twitch?

Introduced in June 2011 as a spin-off of the general-interest streaming platform, Justin.tv, the site primarily focuses on video game live streaming, including broadcasts of eSports competitions, in addition to music broadcasts, creative content, and more recently, "in real life" streams.

I... I accidentally (yeah, right!) stumbled upon such "in real life" stream with almost a million views. And I have to say...

WOW!

Please note: you can safely share this post with your children of all ages, because the stream was marked as "family friendly":

family friendly twitch stream with boobs

What? You disagree? Come on... Twitch knows best.
Let's check out the official Community Guidelines:

twitch community guidelines regarding  attire

Ooooooh... So it does actually say that "attire (or lack of attire) intended to be sexually suggestive includes undergarments, intimate apparel..."

You're just seeing things, OK?

Trust me, it was surely not "exposing/focusing on male or female genitals". I totally didn't see any "undergarments or intimate apparel" in the video above. As well as didn't notice anything even remotely "sexually suggestive".

NOT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE

NOT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE

NOT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE

Did you?

Oh, Samsung... You truly are the most laughable copycat of all copycats

Remember this "family"? The one Samsung marketing team created to mock Apple and stress how ridiculous of a concept the notch was?

Samsung Apple notch haircuts family

Or...

Remember this guy? The one from the ad?

Samsung dongle guy

One who drops the phone into water and has to put it into rice in hopes to help it dry up and recover since iPhones back then were not even remotely waterproof, as well as has to use a dongle to have his phone charged and connected to his headphones at the same time? What a loser, right? Samsung phones are where it's at! They have the 3.5mm audio jack! Right?..

Right?